S.S.O.F.T.P.O.H.

The Super Secret Organisation For The Protection Of Humanity is a secret organisation in the Westminster Wakeman series. It's most notable member is Velvet Bullet.

Trivia

 * The abbreviation, S.O.F.T.P.O.H., just like the S.O.F.T.P.O.H.-codenames, is a pun. It comes from the English word soft and the Dutch word "po," which can mean bedpan. Its a contradiction since bedpans can't (or shouldn't) be soft.
 * The name Platinum Pillow is a joke, because pillows should be soft. And platinum is a type of metal.
 * Velvet Bullet is a joke because, just like bedpans, bullets should be hard. And velvet is a very soft material.
 * Byzantine Blood comes from Byzantine blue and blood. It's a joke, because human blood isn't be blue.